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A guy and a girl...

Are you sick of seeing those motorcycle stories posted in people's housing (see examples below)? Do you think they are incredatble sappy and unorginal? Do you think that those stories would be more accurately titles "WHAT TRUE STUPIDITY MEANS" Rather than "WHAT TRUE LOVEMEANS?

If so then you have come to the right place.
Below is a link to an example, and an examination of the facts.

LOOK!

General Rules

G-5. No random copied writings in (descriptions of) houses.
Writing not your own is not allowed, unless someone wrote it especially for you (a friend).
Example: No copied stories, song-lyrics etc
Short quotes, or the likes, that don't exceed 4 phrases/lines/sentences are OK.
Copied questionnaires are allowed with a limit of 50 questions. Therefore choose your questions wisely.

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Writings
Copying writings to a wiki is OK, as long as you don't claim the material (the wikiname shouldn't suggest it either).
If the owner requests for it to be removed, it will be done so.
Questionnaires longer than 50 questions can be put in wikis as well. See for example questionnaires.--from the Efltown Mainstreet.

Now, because most, if not all, of the stories listed below are more than four sentences/phrases/lines, they're against the rules.

Now for the index of stories:
Motorcycle story
Secret Message story
Guy/Girl story
Stupid Story #1
Stupid Story #2
Newest Corny Story
Stupid Story #3
Stupid Story 4#
stupid story #5
stupid thingy #1
Stupid Story #6
**Stupid Story#7

Courtesy of [kitty daemon]
Why The Guy On The Motorcycle Going 90 mph Was An Idiot
by Joia De Vita

Okay, so the guy's breaks had gone out and he had his girlfriend on the back of his motorcycle and he wanted to save her. That's real nice. But chivalry and selflessness should not be attempted unless your IQ, at the very least, goes into double figures.

The guy could've easily just let go of the gas, allowing him to coast. He may be coasting at 90 mph, but if he wasn't stupid, he could have waited until he found a hill to travel up, causing him to eventually slow down. What did he do, crash on purpose? Stupid fuck.

Now about his airhead girlfriend... (I'm allowed to assume she was an airhead if she was dating this guy. Or maybe she was dating him for money.) How the hell would she have heard him if he was wearing a helmet and traveling 90 mph?

She also could have died easily even if she WAS wearing a helmet. Colliding with something at 90 mph wearing no protection save for a covering on your head? You're not gonna walk away from that one with just a concussion and a few scrathes. And what the hell was HE doing going that fast when she wasn't wearing one? And she shouldn't have gotten on in the first place.

To join go here A guy and a girl... Members page and add yourself.

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The Motorcycle Story Petition

2006-05-18 [General]: The ending of the first banner I found amusing. xD

2006-05-20 [Kiddalee]: I like the second. It makes it look very stupid.

2006-05-20 [Miss.Kayree]: I don't like the "lol" on the second one.. otherwise it's good

2006-05-20 [Kiddalee]: But sometimes lol can be overused to show stupidity.

2006-05-20 [Miss.Kayree]: that's true.

2006-05-20 [Stray Kitty]: Woud anyone here like to advertise or enter The MSP Banner Contest?

2006-05-20 [Kiddalee]: Gah! I think I forgot to list it on Stupid Pasted Things!

2006-08-02 [moonscale]: Suicide Pasted Poem theres another one

2006-08-02 [Stray Kitty]: [moonscale] Suicide Pasted Poem shows up as an emptry page in your comment.

2006-08-04 [Kiddalee]: Me gads. She's had that problem already. How strange. Just so you know, I've seen it. ***tries to see if hers will work*** Suicide Pasted Poem

2006-08-04 [Stray Kitty]: Yours works too Kidda.

2006-08-05 [Kiddalee]: Huh? What do you mean, "too"? You mean it doesn't work or it does? Oh, I didn't realize yours had worked.

2006-08-06 [Stray Kitty]: [moonscale]'s didn't work.

2006-08-07 [Kiddalee]: Odd. o.O

2006-08-07 [Stray Kitty]: It's spelled the same too.

2006-08-08 [kay-chan]: [moonscale]'s STILL doesn't work, because it has a space mark in the link just before 'suicide'. :P

2006-08-08 [Stray Kitty]: That would make sense.
Arg! I can't just hit enter anymore. I have actually click the... um thingy.

2006-08-09 [Dorian Gray]: Oh god, they're so sick making *pleugh* yuckness!!

2006-08-09 [moonscale]: I found the true author of the child abuse poem, Stupid Story #3. It was written by Misty Nicole Ramsey. The actual title of the poem is "Misty."

2006-08-09 [Stray Kitty]: Really? So that means that because you have proof that someone owns it and the people that post it aren't giving her credit, it's stealing and we can so get it banned now. She didn't by any chance say that it could be used in this way, did she?

2006-08-10 [Kiddalee]: If she expressed that it belonged to the Public Domain, then we can't say it's stolen, though we can still, slowly, push for originality. If she didn't, however, then we can say it's stolen...

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